They Called Me Pimp
Currently in Submission | Crime Thriller / Urban Fiction
She ran it like a business. Payroll, benefits, exit interviews. The crime wasn't building the empire — it was thinking that made her safe.
Miss Puurrsia doesn't look like anyone's idea of a criminal. She's overweight, unglamorous, and driving a minivan full of car-pool kids by day. But when her family's last safety net disappears, she turns the one skill nobody ever paid her for — reading exactly what people need — into Divine Art Supplies, an escort agency run less like a hustle and more like a family business: weekly meetings, health checks, panic buttons, an actual etiquette class.
Success draws exactly the kind of attention she can't afford. To survive, she has to become someone she doesn't recognize — crossing a line that reclassifies her from businesswoman to made player in a world with no clean exit.
Book 1 of a planned series | 69,800 words | Currently being submitted to literary agents


